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We Both Kiss You (feat. Mitchmatic)

from Honey + Bread by Mikey Maybe

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[Chorus]

Watch out where you shake yourself*
You're so good lookin' you should date yourself
but, let me take you out, let me take you out

Watch out where you shake yourself
You're so good lookin' that I hate myself
Like, I was cool 'til you did that!
We were all friends 'til you did that!

[Mikey]
You're cute x 1000, honey dip pretty dime
ten pennies any guy would be houndin'!
They buy you drinks by the gallon.
They buy you dinner, french bread, blue cheese on your salad.

So choose me for a challenge.
You like books, right? Being hard to read is my talent!
My forté, screw you up in four ways.
Those other guys will leave you bored, babe.

You're smart x a billion, freaking brilliant.
Speak brazilian. Huh? What? Portuguese?
Right! See? Brilliant.
Flawless. You came straight here from the office.
Let your hair down, bobby pins in your pocket.

And I know you know that all those guys are watchin',
all those guys with button up shirts keep on watchin',
keep on talkin', telling you what they've accomplished.
I'm just here to change the topic, babe.

[Mitch]
Janet seriously, pick up your beer and cheers it with me.
We're here and you are clearly intrigued, by hearing me speak,
like in the spirit of peace, I'll even invite Mikey
but it's likely he'll try to fight me.
Oh yeah, the dude's a menace.
A floozy with a voodoo fetish**, your clue to jet it.
He used to be so luminescent, but now he's stressin
pseudo-sedatives, suckling his sweet sudafed in.
Addiction. Don't date him. You probably would hate it.
Friction. And with his mother's name sacred, secret,
you're probably related, so come with me, baba!


[Mikey] Why Mitch? I mean I'm trying to understand why you would need a better man when he's so dull and I'm so good with kids. And he's standing there looking blank and I'm standing here with a cake, and he's a nice guy, but not the guy you wanna date.

[Mitch] Why Mikey? You don't even want kids. Especially not his. Dude's a better child than a father. Honest. I saw him buying up a vodka tonic at The Strat with a toddler!!

[MIkey] What's going on? You like that guy? That guy. With the bloody nose and the black eye??
[Mitch] Oh of course. See? He's always trying to fight me. You better get up out of my face, little Mikey.

[MIkey] Make me.
[Mitch] Oh you want a taste?
[MIkey] Please.
[Mitch] Well button up.
[MIkey] I'm gonna make you cry.
[Mitch] Fine show the lady.
[MIkey] Fine.
[Mitch] Fine, bring it on!
[MIkey] I saw this guy rollerblading!
[Mitch+MIkey] We both want to kiss you very much.


*Because you might have a great time. Where you shake yourself is entirely none of my business, or any man's business, and I dream of a world where you can shake yourself without any societal pressures. This line was meant to be a self-deprecating jab towards my own tendency to be completely undone and led astray by an attractive and confident self-shaker. This is a me problem, not a you problem. Please carry on.
**Mitch says this is a reference to my voodoo line in Mazda.

credits

from Honey + Bread, released May 21, 2013
Written and produced by MIkey Hamm, except for MItchmatic's lyrics which were written by Mitch Holtby.

Recorded by Mitch Holtby and Mikey Hamm.

Mixed and Mastered by Doug Organ.

Bar ambience courtesy of Wunderbar.

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